So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
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Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
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So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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