oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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