weddingsv make me drug and hornr
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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