i don't like sucking hair
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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