The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
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