is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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