I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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