Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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