You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
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I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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