bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
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This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
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I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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