I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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