Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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