I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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