so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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