STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Fuck me I smell like cheese
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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