i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
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