so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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