hotel room ftw
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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