are you so shy because you have an std?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
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While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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