Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
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My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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