You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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