I heard we made out
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
So much rum. So many feels.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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