their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
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Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
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oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
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Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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