Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
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Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
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I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Randomize