I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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