problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
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