He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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