you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
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theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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