weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
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so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
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I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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