It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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