Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
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The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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