My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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