i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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