and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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