her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
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I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
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Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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