This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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