I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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