You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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