Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
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We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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