i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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