i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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