That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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