I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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