Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
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nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
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