Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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