we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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