I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
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Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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