So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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