She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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