someone get that fucking seahorse.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
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You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
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