Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
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Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
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