That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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