hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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