Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Actions speak louder than pants.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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