I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
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