im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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